Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
