I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I got inside last night via doggy door
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I had to cum in my sink.
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