You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
