Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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