I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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