I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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