Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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