My brain says no but my pants say off.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
