I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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