You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
you never un-have a 4some
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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