If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
