I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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