Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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