But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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