there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hippo gnu deer
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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