i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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