He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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