i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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