You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i wish my penis had a tongue
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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