The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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