I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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