doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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