I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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