Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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