"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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