Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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