He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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