Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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