She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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