Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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