And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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