we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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