it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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