Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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