Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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