Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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