Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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