I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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