im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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