just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
why do cheetos always look like penises
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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