I love black thongs
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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