Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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