just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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