What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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