i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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