My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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