you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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