he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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