What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How drunk are you?
Completed.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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