From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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