I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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