So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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