I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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