Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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