Non-Jews are for practice
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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