she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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