we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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